
I have been trying to vaccum the family room floor since 8:30 AM. It’s now 1:40 PM and I *still* have not accomplished this task. How is this possible? How can the #1 item on my “to do” list still be unfinished at this hour? Allow me to ’splain it to you.
At 8:30, I pulled out the vacuum cleaner with every intention on starting that very second. But, the canister was full and needed to be emptied. I take it to the kitchen, and notice the trash is full. As I call Cole into the kitchen to empty the trash can, he informs me that he has a headache and stomachache, and makes that lurching/vomiting noise, so I send him upstairs, post haste.
I follow behind him with Tylenol for his headache and Gatorade for fluids. He gets settled into bed, and I check out the bathroom. Ew. I will spare you the details, but now I have to clean the bathroom. I get out all the supplies and go to town on the toilet, the sink, the floor. I empty that trash can and bring the bag downstairs, and remember that I still need to empty the kitchen trash, but…
There is a knock on the door. The landscaper is here to give me an estimate on trimming the shrubs. The girls run outside in pajamas and start riding bikes and scooters. He asks me 101 questions….things like, “Do you want me to trim all the shrubs?”
No genius, just do two of them and leave the others looking like native plants from the amazon. OY!
He leaves, I threaten the girls with bodily harm if they do not stop scooting down the street and come inside and get dressed.
I go back to the bathroom to put a new bag in the wastebasket and put a new bath mat down. I look in the shower, hide my disgust and leave that battle for another day.
Back downstairs, I find the girls pajamas on the floor of the entry way, and covered with grass stains from their scootering adventures. I grab up the pile and take it to the laundry room. I see the load I started last night and forgot to dry, so I grab the cold wrinkled load from the dryer and add it to the pile on the sofa waiting to be folded, throw the wet load in to be dried, and start a new load. I look at the pile on the couch and decide to fold them now and get them put away. I just can’t stand it anymore, and besides, it’s crowding my fave spot for sitting with my laptop and blogging.
I start “Forrest Gump” and fold 1,000 loads of laundry, while switching more loads over in the laundry room, and boo-hooing over what a hag Jenny is.
“You’re my best friend Forrest, run Forrest, go away Forrest, let me break your heart Forrest, I’m dying Forrest, please marry me and raise our child that I hid from you for several years Forrest.” AGH!
Anyway, I finish washing, drying and folding just as the movie ends. It’s lunch time and I realize I haven’t even made coffee yet, and mention that I need some. Sydni volunteers to make me some coffee. Sweet! She can do that while I vacuum the stinkin’ family room!
First, a potty break, and I am still sniffling for Forrest, so I grab some tissues too. Finally, finally, I make my way back to the vacuum cleaner. Darn! I still need to empty the canister. Which reminds me that the kitchen trash is *still* full and waiting to be taken out. Erg. I start walking to the kitchen when I hear, “Mommy, the coffee fell out of the coffee thing.”
Hmmm.
I discover that Sydni tied to pull the old coffee filter out of the basket and ended up with a broken filter and old coffee grounds all over the counter. I help her clean that up and then finally tie up the trash bag and start walking out with it. I slip on some water that is oozing out in front of the refrigerator. Sydni says, “Oh I forgot to clean that up.” Apparently she spilled it while filling the coffee carafe.
I get the trash outside (FINALLY!) and come in to clean up the water. The girls are hungry. I help them make sandwiches, and notice that Sydni’s spot at the table has a coating of milk and sugar that I missed earlier. Nice. Clean that up too. Ew, the dish cloth is smelly. Open the drawer for a new one and realize all the clean ones are nicely folded on the sofa waiting to be put in the drawer. Walk down and grab the dish cloths and kitchen towels and put those away. The kitchen trash needs a new bag…oops! I get that done, and empty the vacuum canister, at last!
Now, I can vacuum the family room! So I decided to blog about my morning instead – HA! I know I am not the only one who has days like this (or I hope!). I really am going to vacuum RIGHT NOW! And as a bonus, 80% of the bathroom is clean. We’ll pretend that shower doesn’t exist today…mmmkay?